We've been on a State-mandated, self-policing, self-isolation. Apparently, the Goofenor has read his Edgar Rice Burrows, particularly the John Carter Martian series, as he talks about "cohorts," a term Burrows uses throughout the series, to describe a fully functional, self-sustaining unit of Martian troops. Suposedly, because we've spent a lot of time with our youngest grandson, Caleb, it's cool for our daughter to come in, drop off Caleb, and go back out, and for us to be with him. In itself, that is a blessing for both of us, as we get to know this little bundle of pure joy. He loves his Grandma and Grandpa. Grandma takes care of his needs at both ends; Grandpa talks to him, sings to him, and tries like heck to make him say, "Pa".
First Digression: "Pa" is not short for "Papa," it's short for "Pops," which is what the young men on the USS MCKEE started to call me, as we got to Commissioning Day. It's a story in itself, but not right now. I don't want a "cute" grandpa name. I want it less than I wanted to go through a CPO initiation when I was in the Navy. They called my sister's second husband "Pop Pop," and I'd never be able to publish where he stands with me. I don't want "PawPaw," "Gampa," "Gramps," and Heaven forbid, "Umpa".
Second Digression: About "Pops"... In 1980, I was transferred from New Orleans to a pre-commissioning unit for a submarine tender, the USS MCKEE (AS-41). I was a "Plankowner," meaning that I had reported for duty prior to Commissioning, and was, according to Navy tradition, entitled to a "plank," or a piece of the deck, when the ship de-commissions. MCKEE de-commissioned several years ago, and I'm still waiting... Anyway, I was the oldest guy (at almost 30), in the apartment complex the Navy rented for us (not only paid rent, but $50 per diem, over and above our regular pay). I'd see these kids, four of them, all under 21, all out on their own for the first time, packed into a two-bedroom apartment. Fully furnished, complete with cookware, dinnerware, and a small, but fully-functional kitchen. They'd go down to the liquor store, or the mini-mart down the street, and buy microwavable burrito's, and the like, day-after-day-after...
I don't claim to be a great cook, but I can brown hamburger, so there are a host of things I can do, and these kids needed to know that. I'd invite them to have dinner with me, all four of them, they'd bring the hamburger and an extra saucepan, and I'd get the spices/mixes to make a bunch of things. I would teach them, give them a chance to try what I was doing themselves, and have enough food to feed a fleet (a lot). The first time I did it was with the youngsters in my own Division. Word got around quickly, and soon the lines at the liquor store and mini-mart disappeared. I was the acting S7 Division Officer/LCPO, and the Division LPO (Leading Petty Officer) by assignment. I started to put in Transportation Requests, to get a vehicle(s) to make Commissary runs from the apartments in Pacific Beach. The base transportation office wouldn't give us a regular, Haze Gray, Navy van, but they would authorize us to rent a van, two days a week, from a dealership near us, to make runs down to get food and necessities. The young'uns took to calling me "Pops," not because I was more than 10 years older than them, but out of respect, because I looked out for them.
Most recently, when my eldest got married, my new son-in-law confided that he didn't know if he could ever call me "Dad," out of respect to his own father. I told him that it was okay, that he could call me "Pops" if he wanted, gave him a bunch of derrogetory greetings as potential options, and used the old, "...just don't call me late for dinner." (It's a freaking Dad Joke, it's supposed to be a groaner)
Back to Self-Isolation: I would call myself bored, except I've done a lot around my house. I took down a decorative brick wall around the 12 X 12' front patio. It really opens things up (okay, okay), but seriously... It wasn't much, the only thing holding it up were two pairs of 2 X 4's (to make a 4 X 4" post) that were rotting at ground level. Once I took out the corner post, it went down with a push. It broke up, some, when it hit the ground, after all, it was a "decorative" brick structure that was 40+ years old, otherwise I'd just leave it where it was. Who knows, I may decide, once I get it broken down into manageable pieces, dig under it, and put it back as an extension to the front patio... Hmmm...
Monday, March 23, 2020
Friday, March 20, 2020
State Directed Self-Isolation: Day One (Day 5 of the regular isolation)
We have a governor (no, he doesn't deserve the capital "G," so don't correct me), he's a moron. To be specific, he is a liberal moron, surrounded by two legislative houses full of liberal morons. He's appointed other liberal morons to important State offices, like Attorney General. Javier Baccerra might be a nice guy, but he's a liberal moron, among other liberal morons. It's why people in a number of states are paying under two dollars per-gallon for gas, and it's almost $3.50 in the Golden State. It's where we have one-quarter of the nation's homeless, people defecating on the streets, and a Sanctuary State law that protects, and provides tax-payer funded services to people who are in the country illegally. ILLEGALLY.
Don't give me that BS about their "rights". I get that, but as long as crossing the border without legal and proper authority remains a criminal act, they "undocumented," they are "ILLEGAL" aliens. Don't freaking try to downplay it. That's all I'm going to say on that.
Other than I feel for the kids who were brought here as babies, or born here, but I thought there was a law about profiting from a criminal act... Yeah, it may not have been the kid's criminal act, but why should he/she profit from it? And for those born here, why should they profit from citizenship when their place of birth was determined by a criminal act? OK, now I'm done.
So, Sunday, Solano County went to "shelter at home" orders, closing sit-down restaurants, closing down shopping (except for groceries and essential items), and yesterday, the head-moron declared it statewide. He announces that as many as 56% of Californians could get the COVID-19 virus, so that when the percentage is lower, he can tell us, in his best "Captain Kirk" way of public speaking, what a visionary and decicive leader the is, "saving the citizens of California from the pandemic"... What a joke! The guy's in WAY over his head.
I feel like I've been "sent to my room". "Go home. Stay home. And don't speak to any of the other boys and girls along the way" (I borrowed that last from George Carlin). What he doesn't realize is that, going out to read in the morning, and hanging around the house the rest of the day is pretty much everyday... At first, it was a suggestion for anyone over 60, then it became a "request" from the county, and now an order that effects 40 million Californians.
And speaking of 40 million Californians, as of 11:03 am. (PDT), March 20, 2020, there were a total of 1,063 cases, and 20 deaths. I took Statistics in college, so I understand the math used to figure percentages, and according to my calculations, COVID-19 is effecting 0.00004% of the population, that's 4 in 100,000 population. Going further, if there have been 20 deaths (out of 1063 cases), the virus is only fatal in 7.5% of the reported cases in the state. So far, the fatalities have been among the elderly, people with underlying heath problems, and particularly the elderly with underlying health problems.
I'm not being the "rebellious teen" (that would mean that my Second Childhood is over, and I'm not ready for that, yet), but I live in a community of 100,000 people, or so, and I believe we've had more than 4 cases reported here, and I'm not one of them. I feel my chances are pretty good. I go to a three places, Starbuck's, the Church building, and home. I go to a park, but I don't get out of my car, and social distancing isn't a problem. I have my grandson in my home fairly often, but we are in a "cohort" which includes my daughter's family, so that really doesn't violate any protocols.
Still, there's that "inner teenager" that wants to get out and howl... Except that at 68 (almost 69), I haven't gone out to do much howling. If we go out at all, it's for dinner, or a movie, or a ballgame, but all of that is closed/cancelled until further notice. So even if we could go out, we'd be back in a couple of hours, at most. With everything closed/cancelled, why would anyone go out?
Don't give me that BS about their "rights". I get that, but as long as crossing the border without legal and proper authority remains a criminal act, they "undocumented," they are "ILLEGAL" aliens. Don't freaking try to downplay it. That's all I'm going to say on that.
Other than I feel for the kids who were brought here as babies, or born here, but I thought there was a law about profiting from a criminal act... Yeah, it may not have been the kid's criminal act, but why should he/she profit from it? And for those born here, why should they profit from citizenship when their place of birth was determined by a criminal act? OK, now I'm done.
So, Sunday, Solano County went to "shelter at home" orders, closing sit-down restaurants, closing down shopping (except for groceries and essential items), and yesterday, the head-moron declared it statewide. He announces that as many as 56% of Californians could get the COVID-19 virus, so that when the percentage is lower, he can tell us, in his best "Captain Kirk" way of public speaking, what a visionary and decicive leader the is, "saving the citizens of California from the pandemic"... What a joke! The guy's in WAY over his head.
I feel like I've been "sent to my room". "Go home. Stay home. And don't speak to any of the other boys and girls along the way" (I borrowed that last from George Carlin). What he doesn't realize is that, going out to read in the morning, and hanging around the house the rest of the day is pretty much everyday... At first, it was a suggestion for anyone over 60, then it became a "request" from the county, and now an order that effects 40 million Californians.
And speaking of 40 million Californians, as of 11:03 am. (PDT), March 20, 2020, there were a total of 1,063 cases, and 20 deaths. I took Statistics in college, so I understand the math used to figure percentages, and according to my calculations, COVID-19 is effecting 0.00004% of the population, that's 4 in 100,000 population. Going further, if there have been 20 deaths (out of 1063 cases), the virus is only fatal in 7.5% of the reported cases in the state. So far, the fatalities have been among the elderly, people with underlying heath problems, and particularly the elderly with underlying health problems.
I'm not being the "rebellious teen" (that would mean that my Second Childhood is over, and I'm not ready for that, yet), but I live in a community of 100,000 people, or so, and I believe we've had more than 4 cases reported here, and I'm not one of them. I feel my chances are pretty good. I go to a three places, Starbuck's, the Church building, and home. I go to a park, but I don't get out of my car, and social distancing isn't a problem. I have my grandson in my home fairly often, but we are in a "cohort" which includes my daughter's family, so that really doesn't violate any protocols.
Still, there's that "inner teenager" that wants to get out and howl... Except that at 68 (almost 69), I haven't gone out to do much howling. If we go out at all, it's for dinner, or a movie, or a ballgame, but all of that is closed/cancelled until further notice. So even if we could go out, we'd be back in a couple of hours, at most. With everything closed/cancelled, why would anyone go out?
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
California Self-Isolation: Day Two
The rains have stopped, at least for now. Temperature is 53 degrees (at a little before 1 in the afternoon), skies are overcast, but it's rapidly burning off, and will give way to Mostly sunny by 5 pm. The expected high, then will be 57, and will cool to a brisk low-40-ish, with the prevailing breeze from the SW at less than 10 miles per hour.
Funny how that sh*t becomes important when you "self-isolate" (thanks to a governor who's in way over his head). I don't mind, though, I can still do my morning routine, I just have to use the drive-thru at Starbucks. I can still go out to my morning "spot," read my scriptures, and do a crossword puzzle on my iPad. This is a habit I am reluctant to give up, because it goes back a long way, back to my Navy days...
It's hard to say when it started, it was something I did, once, enjoyed, and did again, a couple of days later. I would go to a quiet place, a parking lot, a park parking lot, the Cabrillo Monument, some place that wasn't overrun with people (at five am. in San Diego, in the late 1970's,there was an abundance of choices). I would go to a place with a coffee, a pack of cigarettes, listen to the morning talk shows on the radio, and mentally prepare myself for my day. Some times, it involved reading something. It varied. Sometimes, to prop up my knowledge of the computer system I was teaching to a group of Marines.
Okay, I could digress into some of my favorite Marine Corps jokes, but I've always, down deep, had nothing but respect for the guys we used to call "Jarheads". Sort of the same respect you'd pay a rabid dog, but respect nonetheless. We'd exchange "insults" every morning, and some how, I'd have a comeback that "scored" against some very senior Marine NCO's and Officers. As is most inter-service rivalry, the ones between the Navy and the Marines is all done in fun. We know, if the call to battle comes, we will pull together, and accomplish the mission. But until then...
See, I did digress, but the classes that were most challenging were the ones with the Marines, so I had to find answers to questions that, apparently, no one ever thought of. I started reading tech manuals on the AN/UYK-7 computer system which was jointly used as a tactical and clerical main-frame. I learned more about the whole system, the software, and programming routines that could be accessed by a computer terminal. And got a great deal of enjoyment from waking up, and having some quiet time to think.
In college, I'd sit in the parking lot, reading, trying to catch-up on the five classes I was taking. The bulk of my studies were at my work, I had an agreement that I could work on homework, but I had to drop the studies, and respond to calls in the back-end of a bowling alley as quickly as possible. I started as the Night Mechanic at Vaca Bowl, going to Solano Community College during the day, and working 4 to Midnight Tuesdays thru Sunday. The head mechanic would leave me a project, or two, I'd work on them until 5, do the pre-league lane preparations, and go back to the back around 6. I had, at most, 25 minutes between lane prep and practice time, so I'd order food and go back to work on the projects. A few minutes before practice started, I'd go out, get my food, and go back to the shop to eat and finish my assigned projects. Depending on the number of calls (ball returns, re-spots, deadwood, or worst, blackout) and how quickly they could be responded to, I'd finish my projects about 7:30 - 8, and have 4 hours of study time. When machinery malfunctions occurred to the point of closing a pair of lanes, it would, whichever league it was, cause a loss of study time.
That first semester at Solano almost killed me, but that was before they hired a new head mechanic, Mike, who kept my deal in place, but kept me bussier than a one-armed paper hanger... It took a while to realize that the stuff he had me doing at night had a direct effect on the number of calls, jams, and blackouts, so that by the end of my third semester, I was back to having 4 hours of study time, just about every night, actually quite a bit more. I got up early fairly often during the Summer of '92, and the end of the Fall semester in December.
When we moved to Paradise in the Summer of '94, and I'd go early to classes, go to the coffee shop on the way, and sit in the shade in the parking lot at Butte College for two semesters, finishing AA degrees in both Language Arts and Social and Behavioral Science (with honors). At Chico State, there's a coffee shop that is directly across the street from Taylor Hall, the English Department building, and you could find me there around 7:30 every morning from '95 - '97, book propped up, reading as rapidly as possible for someone who's never taken speed reading classes. Somewhere in that time-frame, I had the "Semester From Hell"... four classes, three of them literature classes. Of the three classes, one had a reading list of five novels, one had a list of four, the other had a list of seven Shakespearean plays and a number of sonnets. The barista would see me coming, and have my cup ready when I hit the door. We got on a first name basis, he called me "Steve," I called him "Mnmmf".
When we moved to Paradise, I had a job with Orchard Lanes (yes, another bowling alley), in Chico. I didn't work as a mechanic, I was the night deskman, and night manager. I had, at any one time, 5 customer service people, 2 bartenders, a short-order cook, and two gameroom supervisors that worked for me, all fellow students at Chico State, all but two under 21. We had a great team, I was "Pops" to everybody, the lead bartender was "Mama," and everyone else were our kids. It was a great working environment, and business soared.
Dale, the guy who owned the lanes, had made enough to offer profit-sharing to the employees, build a laser tag room, and set up a sound an light set up that became "Rock 'N Bowl," "Christian Rock 'N Bowl," and "Country 'N Bowl" nights. People would pay a flat $10 to enter, 5 people to each lane, and bowl from 9 pm. to 2 am. Of all the nights, the least favorite was the Country night. Despite the agricultural tradition of Butte County, there just weren't that many "cowboys" around. College kids liked rock and roll, and would even tolerate Christian rock if it had a good beat. If you say the word "Country," however, all you hear are frogs belching and crickets chirping.
After work there was a 15-minute drive up to Paradise, usually arriving home and getting to bed around 3 am. In the three semesters I was at Chico State, I had no classes before 10 am., so I got some sleep. I actually worked my schedule around to have Sunday's off, so I'd have one day a week to catch up on sleep. And yet, I'd still get to the coffee shop across from Taylor hall by 9, book in hand, but by that time Mnmmf had gotten a different job, so I had to waste time ordering...
When I started teaching, I started getting up at 5 am., getting my coffee, and moving close to the school, where I could sit, listen to the "Mark and Brian," or "Bob and Tom" radio shows, so I could go into class with a smile on my face. I'd also smoke enough cigarettes bring my nicotine level up enough to last me through til lunch.
So, you see, I've done this for a long time, and I don't know if I even want to break this habit for some silly virus. According to my information, COVID-19 effects 6,223 Americans (out of 330,000,000 people) with 103 deaths. So, to begin with, the percentage of Americans WITH the disease represents 0.0002 percent of the population, meaning that you have a 2 in 10,000 chance of actually catching the disease. On top of that, 103 deaths, among 6,223 cases means that it's fatal to 19% of those who catch it, at least in America. 19% of two, is somewhere around .4 deaths per 10,000 population. That means, if everyone in America caught COVID-19, there would be a little over 13,000 deaths nation wide. 13,000 people is a lot of people, but it's hardly the "Black Death" that the media paints it to be.
I will be cautious. I will be vigilant. I will not be "sent to my room" by a government that is paniced by the looming loss of power they will suffer come November.
Funny how that sh*t becomes important when you "self-isolate" (thanks to a governor who's in way over his head). I don't mind, though, I can still do my morning routine, I just have to use the drive-thru at Starbucks. I can still go out to my morning "spot," read my scriptures, and do a crossword puzzle on my iPad. This is a habit I am reluctant to give up, because it goes back a long way, back to my Navy days...
It's hard to say when it started, it was something I did, once, enjoyed, and did again, a couple of days later. I would go to a quiet place, a parking lot, a park parking lot, the Cabrillo Monument, some place that wasn't overrun with people (at five am. in San Diego, in the late 1970's,there was an abundance of choices). I would go to a place with a coffee, a pack of cigarettes, listen to the morning talk shows on the radio, and mentally prepare myself for my day. Some times, it involved reading something. It varied. Sometimes, to prop up my knowledge of the computer system I was teaching to a group of Marines.
Okay, I could digress into some of my favorite Marine Corps jokes, but I've always, down deep, had nothing but respect for the guys we used to call "Jarheads". Sort of the same respect you'd pay a rabid dog, but respect nonetheless. We'd exchange "insults" every morning, and some how, I'd have a comeback that "scored" against some very senior Marine NCO's and Officers. As is most inter-service rivalry, the ones between the Navy and the Marines is all done in fun. We know, if the call to battle comes, we will pull together, and accomplish the mission. But until then...
See, I did digress, but the classes that were most challenging were the ones with the Marines, so I had to find answers to questions that, apparently, no one ever thought of. I started reading tech manuals on the AN/UYK-7 computer system which was jointly used as a tactical and clerical main-frame. I learned more about the whole system, the software, and programming routines that could be accessed by a computer terminal. And got a great deal of enjoyment from waking up, and having some quiet time to think.
In college, I'd sit in the parking lot, reading, trying to catch-up on the five classes I was taking. The bulk of my studies were at my work, I had an agreement that I could work on homework, but I had to drop the studies, and respond to calls in the back-end of a bowling alley as quickly as possible. I started as the Night Mechanic at Vaca Bowl, going to Solano Community College during the day, and working 4 to Midnight Tuesdays thru Sunday. The head mechanic would leave me a project, or two, I'd work on them until 5, do the pre-league lane preparations, and go back to the back around 6. I had, at most, 25 minutes between lane prep and practice time, so I'd order food and go back to work on the projects. A few minutes before practice started, I'd go out, get my food, and go back to the shop to eat and finish my assigned projects. Depending on the number of calls (ball returns, re-spots, deadwood, or worst, blackout) and how quickly they could be responded to, I'd finish my projects about 7:30 - 8, and have 4 hours of study time. When machinery malfunctions occurred to the point of closing a pair of lanes, it would, whichever league it was, cause a loss of study time.
That first semester at Solano almost killed me, but that was before they hired a new head mechanic, Mike, who kept my deal in place, but kept me bussier than a one-armed paper hanger... It took a while to realize that the stuff he had me doing at night had a direct effect on the number of calls, jams, and blackouts, so that by the end of my third semester, I was back to having 4 hours of study time, just about every night, actually quite a bit more. I got up early fairly often during the Summer of '92, and the end of the Fall semester in December.
When we moved to Paradise in the Summer of '94, and I'd go early to classes, go to the coffee shop on the way, and sit in the shade in the parking lot at Butte College for two semesters, finishing AA degrees in both Language Arts and Social and Behavioral Science (with honors). At Chico State, there's a coffee shop that is directly across the street from Taylor Hall, the English Department building, and you could find me there around 7:30 every morning from '95 - '97, book propped up, reading as rapidly as possible for someone who's never taken speed reading classes. Somewhere in that time-frame, I had the "Semester From Hell"... four classes, three of them literature classes. Of the three classes, one had a reading list of five novels, one had a list of four, the other had a list of seven Shakespearean plays and a number of sonnets. The barista would see me coming, and have my cup ready when I hit the door. We got on a first name basis, he called me "Steve," I called him "Mnmmf".
When we moved to Paradise, I had a job with Orchard Lanes (yes, another bowling alley), in Chico. I didn't work as a mechanic, I was the night deskman, and night manager. I had, at any one time, 5 customer service people, 2 bartenders, a short-order cook, and two gameroom supervisors that worked for me, all fellow students at Chico State, all but two under 21. We had a great team, I was "Pops" to everybody, the lead bartender was "Mama," and everyone else were our kids. It was a great working environment, and business soared.
Dale, the guy who owned the lanes, had made enough to offer profit-sharing to the employees, build a laser tag room, and set up a sound an light set up that became "Rock 'N Bowl," "Christian Rock 'N Bowl," and "Country 'N Bowl" nights. People would pay a flat $10 to enter, 5 people to each lane, and bowl from 9 pm. to 2 am. Of all the nights, the least favorite was the Country night. Despite the agricultural tradition of Butte County, there just weren't that many "cowboys" around. College kids liked rock and roll, and would even tolerate Christian rock if it had a good beat. If you say the word "Country," however, all you hear are frogs belching and crickets chirping.
After work there was a 15-minute drive up to Paradise, usually arriving home and getting to bed around 3 am. In the three semesters I was at Chico State, I had no classes before 10 am., so I got some sleep. I actually worked my schedule around to have Sunday's off, so I'd have one day a week to catch up on sleep. And yet, I'd still get to the coffee shop across from Taylor hall by 9, book in hand, but by that time Mnmmf had gotten a different job, so I had to waste time ordering...
When I started teaching, I started getting up at 5 am., getting my coffee, and moving close to the school, where I could sit, listen to the "Mark and Brian," or "Bob and Tom" radio shows, so I could go into class with a smile on my face. I'd also smoke enough cigarettes bring my nicotine level up enough to last me through til lunch.
So, you see, I've done this for a long time, and I don't know if I even want to break this habit for some silly virus. According to my information, COVID-19 effects 6,223 Americans (out of 330,000,000 people) with 103 deaths. So, to begin with, the percentage of Americans WITH the disease represents 0.0002 percent of the population, meaning that you have a 2 in 10,000 chance of actually catching the disease. On top of that, 103 deaths, among 6,223 cases means that it's fatal to 19% of those who catch it, at least in America. 19% of two, is somewhere around .4 deaths per 10,000 population. That means, if everyone in America caught COVID-19, there would be a little over 13,000 deaths nation wide. 13,000 people is a lot of people, but it's hardly the "Black Death" that the media paints it to be.
I will be cautious. I will be vigilant. I will not be "sent to my room" by a government that is paniced by the looming loss of power they will suffer come November.
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